Thursday, October 11, 2007

How to Avoid a Church Calling

When asked if you'll accept a calling, say maybe- disappear from church for 2 weeks due to 'work'- shabam! when you get back, they've filled the calling with some one else. Dodged That Bullet

11 comments:

bechtold clan said...

good one...just wait another will be forthcoming! :)

Sherpa said...

If I don't go to church for a while, the bishop sends the sister missionaries after me.

chloe elizabeth said...

I'm so glad I read your blog!

No Whining said...

ahh, passive aggressive...

You can now add that to your ADD/obsessive compulsive personal description.

But it worked! Good!

f*bomb. said...

O please.
Just do what I do and use obscene profanity and get a reputation for sleeping around.
That usually helps.

crazy4danes said...

Nice! Always good to dodge THAT bullet! Keep heading out of town and they won't ask you to do anything! LOL

Obi wan Kolobi said...

I titled my last priesthood lesson: "Evolution, geneology before Adam" and I haven't had a calling since.

Salt H2O said...

I love you guys. Your comments made me laugh.

Allie said...

I've decided that a calling you know about is better than a possible calling you don't.

Say you're a primary teacher and you're getting a little tired of it, and you think you'd like to be released... Watch out, next thing you know you're primary president!

I just moved and am now in a new ward, where I don't have a calling yet. It's nice to not have a calling, but a little scary because you never know where you'll end up.

Salt H2O said...

I dodged the nursery, got called to teach the Mia Maids. I'm happy in Young Womens, no one poops on you there.

Joe said...

This only works if you are a guy, but you can try not shaving for like two weeks. Everyone will think you are a bad Mormon and give up. I guess if you are a girl you could just wear really sexy/provocotive clothes for a while.