My IQ dropped 20 points by doing research for this post.
Americans can't get enough of Ms.Spears. There has been only one star to rival the the media obsession with the disaster which is Britany, and that was Michael Jackson. Here's the top 9 reasons why Brit Brit is the new Jack-o:
1. They both like to pose with dangerous animals
2. Both started their careers as children singing with a group, both became break-out solo artists, both sang a song about their new wild image (Bad, I'm not that innocent)
3. Both make disasterous fashion choices
4. Both had very weird (and short) marriages (Lisa Marie, the nurse and K Fed, that guy in Vegas)
5. Both had a controversial kisses at the MTV music awards show. (Jackson and Lisa Marie- it was gross, I'm not posting the Madonna and Brittany picture because that image is still burned on my brain and I will not subject humanity to such evil)
6. Both have siblings milking their fame by association.
7. Both were cute kids that destroyed their own looks
8. Both are considered dangerous to young boys (Brit w/ her own kids, Jacko with everyone else's)
I'm just waiting for Brit to become a germ-a-phobe.
Now that I've posted something about something completely unimportant (yet entirely true), we can now return to my regularly scheduled program of Huckabee bashing.