Brent and I don’t qualify for the government handout, uhem, ‘rebate’ that is suppose to stimulate the economy in mid-July- because Brent and I are wealthy.
I had NO idea.
I’ve been missing out on a life of luxury cars and designer handbags! I need to trade in my 2000 Jeep for a Lexus! I’ve been wasting my days in coach when I should be rollin’ in first class.
In Utah, the income you need to buy the average home is approximately 80k, so if you qualify to purchase a home in Utah, you’re considered ‘wealthy’ by the US government-and will not get the government ‘rebate’.
I should probably let my brother know that's he's rich too. Living in his cramped apartment in Palo Alto, California it will bring him and his wife and child some solace. They can't afford even a condo where he's employed, but the government has deemed him rich.
Now that I'm wealthy, I'm going to have to find me a country club and a different set of friends- friends that own yachts, drive escalades, have personal trainers and buy ridiculously expensive shoes.
I agree with Huckabee (I know, first I register as a democrat and now I agree with Huckabee, it’s like you don’t even know me anymore) in that this stimulus package will do more for China than the US
Can I just cut out the middle man and find someone that doesn’t pay any taxes and cut them a $300 check? To a high roller like myself, $300 is chump money.