My sister is 20, single and living in Provo. I love her stories of stalkers, it makes me appreciate marriage all the more. Below is an email from her.
Ok, so this guy came into my work yesterday. He was one of those guys that just wanted to talk, and I knew he wasn't going to leave, so I talked. I was friendly, and myself. He came back in later and was there for like a half hour before coming up to me and saying, with his eyes closed, looking very nervous, "are you seeing anyone...?..... do you want to hang out..??.... no pressure....?" And he was a fairly nice guy, not too attractive, kinda different but I was just friendly talking to him and there are situations when guys ask for numbers and I can easily say 'no' but this guy was nice and he looked so nervous asking me I couldn't. So today I get this 4 page text from him saying, 'Hello pretty girl! This is John from this student store- you know, the tall blond with glasses that hit on you? I hope you remember because I can't get you out of my head. It's been a long time since I have felt romantic feelings between me and a girl. I could stare at you all day, deep into you eyes, wondering what you really feel underneath the giggling and flirtiness. I hope to see you again soon- maybe we can meet on campus for lunch. Ttyl, you friend, Jake.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!??!"
It's so much funnier when it's not happening to you.