10. I have absolutely no interest in chocolate
9. After ordering food at a restaurant, once the food arrives I’ve decided that what I ordered was disgusting and I want something else.
8. I’ve started writing touchy feely blog posts
7. I think 6pm should be universally accepted as bedtime.
6. The first question I ask when walking into a building is ‘where’s the bathroom?’
5. My husband is constantly reminding me that I'm lucky he's so patient.
4. Even my fat clothes don’t fit.
3. I warn those that choose to sit next to me on an airplane that there is a 50/50 chance I’ll have to use the barf bag.
2. My mouth tastes like a foot.
1. I well up with tears watching commercials for America's Got Talent (and I don't even like the show)