Friday, August 8, 2008

Pregnancy Widsom from the Nail Lady

Conversation with the Asian nail lady:

NL: Are you having girl or boy?

Kory: I don't know, I really want a boy but I think I'm having a girl

NL: You don't think that. Have positive thoughts, you think you have a boy you have boy, you think you have girl, you'll have girl.

Kory: I wish it is that easy

NL: No, your mind very strong. Your mind control sex of the baby, you want a boy and but think you have a girl, your baby will come out confused.

Kory: My baby will be homosexual?

NL: Yes, you have homosexual baby. You need to think one thought BOY or Girl- not two.

17 comments:

Allie said...

So THAT's how it works. I really thought #2 was going to be a girl. He was a boy. #3 was a boy also, but I figured he was going to be a boy.

We'll have to see how they turn out.

Ben and Kimberly McEvoy said...

So by her logic or wisdom. . . .madisen will be turning into a boy any day now and my baby boy will become a girl and homosexual.

at least we can all rest easy that we now know the cause of homosexuality. phew!

I love getting pedicures. I might just have too sneak one in next Tuesday.

good luck trying to not confuse your fetus.

crazy4danes said...

That is AWESOME!!! :D Bet that gave you a laugh for the day! LOL too funny! Gotta love the Vietnamese! :P

Jon said...

I've never had a pedicure, but if they are all that funny i'm getting one this weekend. Love your blog, agree or disagree it is always entertaining.

Anonymous said...

NOT gay, Transgendered!! The body grows one way and the mind the other way.

Robin said...

NO. She wrong.

The person who most control relationship determine sex. That why my first a girl and then all boys.

Melissa said...

I Love it! Too funny.

Are you going to find out or wait?

KDub said...

I see you let your anon comments back

Cameron said...

I also thought it'd be cool to have girls until they turned 12 or so, and then switch them to boys because I really didn't look forward to teen girl angst.

But it starts way earlier than that. Actually, it starts pretty much at birth.

jiners said...

hahaha- Is she Chinese or just plain Asian? That will make a difference in her advice:)

Emily Gillrie said...

That is so funny, I am not surprised at all. I am watching the Mens gymnastics Finals and its official that all chinese are crazy in some way.

Daisy Paige said...

Great story. I love the logic.

I wouldn't have taken you for a nail girl after the frosting post, but good for you for not 'letting yourself go' the way so many pregnant chicks do!

Salt H2O said...

I don't think she was Chinese-

we should find out on Thursday (if the fetus cooperates)

I'm not really a nail girl- it's a quarterly event. I'd take care of my nails myself but I'm not even girly enough to do that well!

Faith and Chad & the boys said...

Hmmm - priceless asian wisdom. And to think, we just had our fourth boy and I could switched things around so easily by just thinking about it --- who knew!

Congratultions by the way, I am SOOO happy for you!

KDub said...

I started a poll on my blog for names. I'll probably be making more polls with different names, but I have a couple of favorites on it.

Let's hope this baby GIRL is STRAIGHT!

Celia Fae said...

Congratulations on your budding hermaphrodite. You might want to read Middlesex in order to prepare yourself.

Happy The Man said...

So that's where all the homosexuals in this day and age are coming from... Here I thought it was from microwaving plastics or consuming too much aspartame...