Tuesday, May 12, 2009

The Solution to American Disinterst in Politics? Steroids and Boobs

I've figured out how to get American's more interested in politics- boob jobs for all US Senators and Congressmen, official attire, evening gowns- and you can't wear the same gown twice in a row. This works well for the women but the men, well, who wants to see Harry Reid in a speedo. But what if Harry Reid did steroids? Hmm..?

A well spoken black man in a suit says something, it gets ignored- a hot blond says it, and it's front page news- can't drop the story for a full two weeks, she gets vilified and requires a massive press conference.

The economy is in financial ruin, senators and congressmen that put us in this financial ruin- minimal interest- they get highlighted for a day or two but hey, everyone makes mistakes- why call an investigation? No need to hold these ugly men accountable, they just cost your children 60 cents of every dollar they'll earn but Dude, steroids in baseball? Call out the national guard we've got a major crisis on our hands!

So the solution in drawing attention to the real issues at hand, boobs and steroids. All male us senators have to do roids, and all female ones have to get the boobs- and maybe the American people will start paying attention to them.

9 comments:

Emmy said...

Lol! Loved it! All I can say is I am very proud of Miss California. Heaven forbid someone state something that they believe, which also just happens to be the cultural and social norm for thousands of years (not even to get into religious issues), but no we can't state those things as other wise we are prejudice and all sorts of other things.

adam said...

Sexism is alive and well. Perhaps feminists still have a ways to go... When blonds with boob jobs and nude photos can be respected right along with male politicians, we really will have achieved something.

Thanks for posting this. I was going to, but I didn't want the "boobs" label on my blog to get to big (no pun intended).

Steve said...

Personally, I couldn't care less what Miss CA thinks or anything about this. It is only the low brow media that plays this. MSNBC and CNN haven't given it that much attention. Trump is the one keeping it the news for his financial gain. And it is hard to feel sorry for CA, she got new boobs, more publicity than she'd ever gotten if she won, and probably some other future paying gigs beyond waving at senior citizens at the mall.

Your boobs and roids idea is good, but no matter what, I don't want to see Pelosi or Reid or ANY senator or congressman with their shirt off. The issue here is that of youth, which Adam speaks towards. Miss CA is young and nubile, 50+ year old people, no matter what shape they are in just don't do it for "us". So maybe the solution should be Congress should have an AGE limit, only people UNDER 40, haha.

Kamilli Vanilli said...

Yeah, and maybe if we're lucky, the men on 'roids will suffer from their side effects and will not be able to reproduce. It would save us all from another generation of idiots.

Steve said...

Oh, I see one place still follows your advice. Miss CA is going to be on Fox News with the rest of the women with fake hair and boobs, haha. I just hope they make her skirt longer than most of the other women on there! You ever notice how Fox and Friends always has the female about an INCH away from a panty shot and always crossing and uncrossing her legs!?!?! I guess it keeps those old guys tuning in!!!

Melissa said...

great post

davers said...

Steve says: It is only the low brow media that plays this. MSNBC and CNN haven't given it that much attention.

Said with a straight face, I'm sure. Hehehe ... you're funny, Steve. When are you going to realize that all media is low brow?

davers said...

Especially MSNBC.,

Steve said...

Davers, I have to agree with you there! haha. But seriously, the media I watched, I never saw any mention of her. If it weren't for the internet, I wouldn't have even known about the "scandal".